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avatar SirOleopanza 15 day.ago

The ugly wife

When I was a priest in a small village on the outskirts of Naples, I once officiated the wedding of the ugliest girl I had ever seen. After the ceremony, her father came up to me and asked, “Father, how much do I owe you for the service?” I gave my usual answer: “The church accepts a donation based on how beautiful you think the bride is.” He paused, turned to look at his daughter for a moment… then handed me 10 euros. I gave him 5 back.

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